July 4, 2016
A text from my wife this morning after our shower. I was sitting naked on the bed on my phone while she got dressed. When she was fully dressed and I was still completely naked, she sent me this. I do love her. ❤️
Her: Get dressed naked man. So we can go tackle the troops and spend time together before you leave.
Me: Yes, maam.
Me: Sorry, I like being naked. 😜😶😐
(I started to get dressed.)
Her: Or should I say "get dressed bitch!" 😎
Her: Or I will lock up Mr. Winky. 😶😳😎😘
Me: Now I'm tempted to take my clothes back off.